You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
