i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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