maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
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I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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