party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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