i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
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Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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