She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
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