Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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