It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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