Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
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When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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