I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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