i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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