whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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