just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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