I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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