this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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