On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Such a big mess for such a small penis
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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