well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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