her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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