You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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