we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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