Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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