I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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