I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Randomize
