Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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