I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
