At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
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