Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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