i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
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Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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