I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The struggles of a small town man whore
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I supernannyed him into submission
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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