New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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