I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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