From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
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Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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