: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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