I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Holy sore nipples Batman
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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