It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Found your dick twin last night
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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