She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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