You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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