I just saw a hot homeless man
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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