I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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