Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
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He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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