yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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