We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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