Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
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I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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