nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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