D3 body, D1 cock
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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