Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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