I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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