i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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