it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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