DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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