I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Randomize
