dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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