I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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