shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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