I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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